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Chicken + Slaw + Jabanero Cheese + Some spicey mayo = 2 Firebreather Sandwhiches

As an internet monkeh, I know where my strong points are, and it’s not in PHP. Sure, I can code a (really) basic form, but that’s as far as it goes.
With that being said, I have a personal project that has been in the works for a long time that I fully believe in (yeah [...]

You have been warned. Do not approach this wild animal unless you want to be:
a) slobbered b) woo-wooh’d at c) pawed to the floor and your pockets rifled through for snacks.

You receive presents like this from the boss:

This week I have learned:

Not to laugh at Mrs Internet Monkeh at innapropriate moments
That eating a whole bunch of meat before bedtime is not good for cognitive sleep (thank-you Famous Dave’s)
I need to focus on several different projects throughout the day to keep my mind from drifting
Twitterspam is alive and kicking
Even a 30 inch cinema [...]

Anyone else who has to travel to and from Nashville every day knows how bad the traffic can be, particularly if you’re commuting on I-24. Me and Mrs Monkeh always look to try and make the most of the journey but it’s so soul sapping, that even the Internet Monkeh struggles to see the bright [...]

As you have probably gathered by now, I really love my job at Sitening - being involved and working on something I’m passionate about is not lost on me, I’m very fortunate.
I’ve just moved into a new room and really like the spot I’m in. However, I have met my nemesis. I’m sitting right in [...]

I don’t think I was geeky enough to attend the last Barcamp Nashville, but you can bet your Aunt Nellie’s britches that I’ll be looking to attend this year. It’s a great opportunity to meet like minded nerds from another mother. Just remember one thing: you can pretty much guarantee that they don’t like going [...]

If someone had’ve told me nine years ago that I would be married, living and working in America, and owning my own home, I would have smacked them in the mouth and told them to stop talking nonsense. However, life is prone to strange twists and turns, and I wouldn’t change it for anything.
I’ve worked [...]